When me and Jack were hanging out at his shack in the woods and I found out that I was his dinner for that night I panicked
and jumped out the window and took off running. Jacked ran out the front and started chasing me, but of course I was to fast
for Jack. While I was running I started to think to myself, were m I going. So I stopped and thought. The only way to get
away is to kill Jack and just drive the Car all the back into town. So with my tiny pocket knife I widdled on a stick and
was making a spere when i heard Jack say I found you. I jumped up quickly and looked around for him, then he popped out from
behind a tree. I said you want me come and get me. But I held my spere down to my side were he couldnt see it. He came
after me like he was going to tackle me and right before he got there i jumped out of the way and stabbed him with my
spere i made. I killed him and ate him in stead of him eating me, then when i got finished with my tasty meal I drove his
car back into town and left it at a hotel and walked home from there so I wouldnt get in trouble for killing him, and
thats how I survived big ol JACK.
The End
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